A woman is about to jump off Runcorn bridge when a sailor stops her and says"Dont jump if you like i can stow you on my ship to USA" the woman agrees. 2 wks later the captain finds her and wants to know what she is doing aboard his ship. The woman says"I was about to jump when a kind sailor saved me and stowed me on board this ship.He brings me food and drinks everyday in return for a (f)uck every night". The captain starts to laugh then says"oh your getting (f)ucked alright this is the mersey ferry".
2006-10-18 09:40:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. As someone who has been many time on said ferries, why did she not know what was going on! I can just imagine my next door neighbour doing it too. Fab joke will pass it on to all my scouse and fir-bob friends!
2006-10-18 09:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Clare 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women are so gullible. .this is a funny story, but what is a mersey ferry and where is Runcorn bridge. This must be a "ferry tale"....
2006-10-18 10:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by shardf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny joke. I had to look up Runcorn Bridge and Mersey Ferry to get it though. Thanks for the laugh and thanks for the lesson in Geography
2006-10-18 10:21:21 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that is too funny. She's no closer to USA than when she got on that ship. (ferrie)
2006-10-18 09:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a mersey ferry?
2006-10-18 09:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would probably get it if someone told me whats a damn mersey ferry?
2006-10-18 10:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by maximum r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, Glad to see a decent joke posted on this site for a change.
2006-10-18 09:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by nic_ozz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! This made me laugh out loud!
Cheers!
2006-10-18 09:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by speckie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but Gold.
2006-10-18 09:44:43 · answer #9 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen s h i t stuck to the bottom of my boot that was funnier than that...and s h i t doens/t make me laugh...
2006-10-18 10:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋