2006-10-18 09:38:41 · 24 answers · asked by I-C-U 5 in Pets ➔ Birds
An Ostrich would flatten you in 10 seconds.
I am SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE HERE and I'm 6ft 3.
Cut and bruised by one!
2006-10-18 09:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by 'Dr Greene' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An Ostrich is a bird and it is a bit bigger than you. A male can weigh over 300lbs stand 6' 9" and run over 40mph. It might put up a good fight. I hope this helps. Go to Wikipedia and type in Ostrich. I hope this helps.
2006-10-18 16:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by MightyRighty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's a good old American girl - Cheryl Haworth. Shes 5 foot 9 & 289 pounds & she'd really kick your ***.
Or weren't you using "bird" as in the British slang for a lady ? Doesn't do to make mistakes with this !
2006-10-18 16:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by dryheatdave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im 6'4" and 250 pounds, but i wouldn't take on a lot of the big flightless birds, especially the cassowary which will disembowl you or tear your throat open.
This bird has a 5 inch claws and a large horned growth on its head
2006-10-18 19:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by of Light 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go outside and try taunting some birds? Go somewhere really public like an outdoor mall, find some pidgeons, and insult them loudly. Maybe they will fight you.
2006-10-20 06:06:11 · answer #5 · answered by Wingaddict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not against Emus, Gnus, or Ostriches, for sure. And even an angry rooster or peacock or penguin might give you a hell of a pecking.
2006-10-18 16:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by Eloise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
any bird could beat you. and why would you wanna fight a bird in the first place, are you too scared to fight a human
2006-10-19 03:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll Lay $50 on the Emu!
2006-10-18 16:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by lisapj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think an ostrich would win against you. You'd never be able to catch the thing and itd peck at your face.
2006-10-18 21:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Chisox2335 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost any wild owl or hawk would blind you in the first few seconds. It's one of their primary defensive attacks against humans.
2006-10-18 16:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋