HERE'S THE STORY... A FRIEND OF MINE WENT ON A MONTH LONG TRIP TO EUROPE SO SHE ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF A 10 MONTH OLD KITTY. SO I GO THERE AND PICK HIM AND AS IM GOING I AM HUNGRY SO I STOP AT THE MALL TO GET SOMETHING REAL QUICK FROM MY FAVORITE SUBWAY SHOP.
AS IM GOING TO MY CAR I RUN IN TO THIS GIRL I LIKE AND SHE SAYS SHE HAS EXTRA TICKET AND ASKS ME IF I WANT TO SEE A MOVIE, SO IM LIKE OK. AND ABOUT 90 MIN LATER I REMEMBER THAT THE KITTY WAS IN THE CAR IN 80 DEGREE HEAT SO I RUN OUT THE THEATRE AND RUSH TO MY CAR HOPING IM NOT TOO LATE. WELL I OPEN THE DOOR AND ITS REALLY HOT STEAMY AND I SEE HIM LAYING ON THE FLOOR. SO I PICK HIM UP AND HES STIFF AS BEEF JERKY.
THIS WAS A BENGAL KITTEN THAT MY FRIEND PAID $1500 FOR. SO WHERE CAN I FIND ONE FOR UNDER $100? I NEED ONE THAT ALSO KNOWS HOW TO POOP USING HUMAN TOILETS CAUSE THIS ONE KNEW HOW. HELP!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-18 09:37:13 · 20 answers · asked by Sock it to you 1 in Pets ➔ Cats
you sorry, stupid f***er!! do you even care how much pain that poor animal dies in because of your STUPIDITY??? Rot in hell. And you WILL be going.
2006-10-18 10:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
After reading all your other posted questions makes one anyone reading this question to believe it is suspect at best...a likely prank. A fresh kill would not be stiff as "beef jerky" rather still flacid as rigor mortis takes hours to set in and the heat would slow this process down as well--the first obvious clue this is most likely another joke. If this really happened then you need to own up to your mistake and deal with the consequences.
Three reasons why it will very unlikely you would be able to replace your friend's Bengal kitten without her knowing:
(1) all Bengal cats have unique body patterns specifically individual to one another whether they are either the spotted or marble pattern variety--no two look alike. (2) to locate one who is toilet trained is like looking for a needle in a haystack as they are nearly very few and far in between. (3) finding one for under $100 will next to impossible since the average price for them sold is $800 or greater.
2006-10-18 15:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ Seattle ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, you think you can find a 1500$ cat for under 100$.
Second, you want to find one that already happens to be trained to use human toilets.
Third, you really expect your friend not to notice that the replacement cat is not his????
I am sorry that your friend trusted an irresponsible imbecile like you to take care of his cat.
Jesus Christ. I hope no one ever asks you to babysit a human child.
2006-10-20 11:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kaonashi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're prettty much screwed. Even if you got an identical cat and trained it to use the toliet your friend is going to figure out that that's not her cat. Cat owners are well aware of the distinctive personalities and traits that their cats have and she's gonna know what's up.
Your best bet is to just tell the truth. Not the whole truth. Don't tell her you ditched pussy to get pussy. Just tell her that the cat ran away - that you left the door ajar when you went to get the mail and you think the cat escaped to go look for her. Ya know, like Homeward Bound.
2006-10-18 09:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Tooth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her the cat is getting sick and say you took it to the vet. The vet said it had a tumor and needed to be put to sleep. Then you can get her another cat and look like a winner!
2006-10-18 09:59:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so screwed. Good luck buying a $1,500 cat for $100.
2006-10-18 09:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by Workin' Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! thats so terrible, you should go to a petshop and ask, (dont tell them taht you killed one) And then youll have to train it. :( i cry for the kitty :( And wait till the person gets back to get it cuz u might kill it! be careful with animals!
2006-10-18 09:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well buddy your in trouble. You were thinking about one and forgot about the one in the car. Sorry dude
2006-10-18 09:42:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
this is a website with a list of Bengal kittens http://www.bengalkittenlist.co.uk/kittenlist.htm
other than this your really screwed!
2006-10-18 09:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Nevar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you killed your friend's cat and think you can replace it with another one?? are you out of your mind. If she paid that much for it, i doubt you can just replace it. animals aren't just pets, they have sentimental values to people!
And btw, i hope you get caught for animal cruelty.
2006-10-18 09:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by TooYoung4This 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should have took it to your house or something instead of a car your a jerk dicthing the cat like that.
2006-10-18 09:47:34 · answer #11 · answered by Lava Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋