A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-10-18 09:34:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-10-18 09:38:45 · answer #1 · answered by ali 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How fun!!!! That would be cool if you could get pulled over and win money for being buckled, I always buckle. Oh and to have some one in the trunk would be funny too.
2006-10-18 09:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
humorous comic tale notwithstanding it has a funnier twist once you position a Caribbean accent on it. It ends by technique of the police allowing them to by ability of reason he did not comprehend what they unhappy by using accent.
2016-12-04 23:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by degennaro 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another old joke. Thanks.
A woman took her baby to the doctor because the baby was not eating and too thin. The doctor said to the woman, take your blouse off, so he proceeded to feel her breasts and said, no wonder, you don't have any milk in your breasts. She said, oh,no, I am just the grandmother, but thanks , the examination was
great.
2006-10-18 10:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by shardf 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very good indeed, just what i needed to hear, brightened up me day. Espesialy as its pooring with rain, in sunny old england.
2006-10-18 09:43:02 · answer #5 · answered by Nick n his Dog 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG! If I could give you 10 points I would!
2006-10-18 09:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! What a messed up car ride! ^_^
2006-10-18 09:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one
2006-10-18 09:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by AL 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At least he won bail money.
2006-10-18 09:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh My Goodness, that is way too funny :O)
2006-10-19 06:46:16 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was great. Need more jokes like this.
2006-10-18 09:46:47 · answer #11 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋