All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush.
"I think we can agree. The past is over."
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating)
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Will highways on the internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? Laura and I really don't realize just how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It's pretty close to California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." Said about parody websites of him.
"I believe that we are on an irreversible trent toward democracy and more freedom- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles."
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about, in terms of not having it."
"We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"We have a firm committment to NATO; we are a part of NATO. We have a firm committment to Europe; we are a part of Europe."
"Who is to blame for riots? The rioters are to blame."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only proffession that teach our children."
"It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
"It's time the human race entered the solar system."
2006-10-18 09:30:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can I ask you something? How did that guy become president? I am still laughing from that. Two thumbs up for you :)
2006-10-18 11:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand -- but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.'" --George W. Bush, Washington D.C., July 15, 2008 that one's the best!
2016-05-22 00:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!! Loved em! Especially "It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment, it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
2006-10-18 10:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bush is always good for something.
I post Bush jokes every chance I get.
Thanks for the humor.
2006-10-23 11:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK so he isn't much of a public speaker. You try speaking in front of a ton of people and cameras all the time. And don't diss Texas because of him either. We have a lot of intelligent people in Texas. Sorry Bush isn't a super genius, but Clinton obviously wasn't either. So if you have a problem with our president, then why don't you run for president yourself.
2006-10-18 09:53:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol what an idiot! lol
All of them made me laugh but especially "
It isn't pollution that's ruining the environment; it's all the impurities in the air and water that's doing it."
and
''One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared.''
How dumb can you be...i guess thats what texas is giving us to deal with now...lol
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2006-10-18 09:34:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Take heart, America. Only two more agonizing years to go. Praise the lord and pass the hallelujah.
2006-10-18 09:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
HILARIOUS! How about this
"I think everyone agrees that our militarys responcibilities are to end women's suffrage in foreign nations"
and then check out my link
2006-10-18 09:55:28 · answer #8 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao he is pretty retarded my fav is this one-->"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
2006-10-18 09:34:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley010 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
im not sayin im in luv with bush, but, just cuz he says all these things doesn mean he's stupid, everyone says stupid stuff, if u look up anybody, ul find that they also say stupid stuff. Still, sum f that stuff is funny
2006-10-18 09:51:02 · answer #10 · answered by joe c 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋