This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes.
He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said...
2006-10-18 09:24:56 · 24 answers · asked by Drew 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
2006-10-18 09:25:25 · update #1
dats good...too long tho
2006-10-18 09:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.
Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his window and shouted "Pullover!".
The blonde rolled down her window and yelled back "No, it's a scarf!".
2006-10-22 05:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Mella 87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amelia Bedelia wasn't a blonde, but this joke reminds me of her.
2006-10-18 18:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by blazenphoenix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol even a desperate blonde determined to show her intelligence is conqured by her stupidity! lol U know what they say....The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits! lol
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2006-10-18 16:29:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg dude thnx for the laugh
2006-10-18 16:31:11 · answer #5 · answered by xeЯkx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is exactly what my blonde sister did
2006-10-18 17:07:23 · answer #6 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't like it, and no I'm not blond Come upw tih anew one.
2006-10-18 16:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Erik A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha thats relli funni
2006-10-18 17:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by kristy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i get it two coats like to coats of paint. thanks for the laugh! :)
oh yeah i'm blonde
2006-10-24 17:57:57 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Lauryn♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its still pretty funny
2006-10-18 17:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats too funny!lol! i'm gonna tell everyone!your so awesome!hahahahA!
2006-10-18 16:33:58 · answer #11 · answered by Sheila 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋