The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign up for social security. She says, 'You can't do that, you lost your birth certificate.'
He says, 'Oh I'll talk them into it.'
So when he returns the next day, he is all smiles and says, 'I'm all signed up and no problems.' '
Well, how did you do that?' she asks.
He replies, 'I took off my shirt and showed her all the gray hair on my chest, and showed her all the gray hair on my head.'
The wife states, 'Well, why didn't you drop your pants, we could have gotten disability.'
2006-10-18 09:19:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-10-18 09:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
<2
2006-10-18 10:08:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved that joke ,especially because I have grey hair and on disability ha,ha . Fortunately the reason mentioned isn't one of the many problems I have but I would have laughed just the same , thats a good one I'll remember . You made my day thanks !
2006-10-18 09:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-10-18 10:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that is a good one and yes i am on disability too so this is not what happens to get it but yes it is funny
2006-10-18 10:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed that. Well worth a star. Thank you.
2016-05-22 00:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO,NICE LAUGH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY,THANKS
2006-10-18 09:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rolmao veerry funny
2006-10-18 10:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was the best i read all day
2006-10-18 13:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by PRECIANA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Cute one!
2006-10-18 09:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I guess he was older! ^_^
2006-10-18 09:26:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋