Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's *** and a cowboy hat.
Now he's President of the United States."
2006-10-18 09:15:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.sooooo true
so true
2006-10-18 09:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by cjnponka 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2016-05-22 00:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by Jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW this is the best joke i've heard in a long time!!! lol lol
2006-10-18 09:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh thats a very good one
2006-10-18 11:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
awww! lol I ♥ed it! keep em' comming! lol
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2006-10-18 09:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Double time. That was too funny. I have to pass this along.... Please give us more
2006-10-18 10:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really good.
2006-10-18 09:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Drew 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-18 12:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-18 09:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!! omg that's so funny!!!!
2006-10-18 09:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋