2006-10-18 08:53:41 · 9 answers · asked by Unknown 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't think Hell is hot. I think hell is a place where you will have a full knowledge of how things really are and your remorse for evil works will be as fire in your soul. God does not punish you, you will punish yourself.
2006-10-18 08:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by AT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there is a hell,there will be plenty of cold beer to cool you off.
2006-10-18 15:56:08 · answer #2 · answered by oneidmnstr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man dies and goes to hell, but since he was a borderline case satan tells him he has the choice of three rooms--they go to the first one, and he sees three guys standing on their heads on a hardwood floor, it doesn't look very appealing to him, so he goes on to the second. In the second room he sees three guys standing on their heads on a concrete floor--he doesn't like this one either, so he moves on. In the third room he sees three guys standing around drinking coffee in a waist deep pit filled with cown manure. He tells satan, "I choose this one." Satan asks,"Are you sure?" H says, "Yeah, it might reek, but I'll get used to it." So he gets his coffee, and climbs into the pit, when a voice over the intercom announces"COFFE BREAK'S OVER--BACK ON YOUR HEADS"
2006-10-18 16:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No breaks. No vacations. Better choose the other place before it's too late.
Jesus loves you.
2006-10-18 15:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to read 23 minutes in hell.
2006-10-18 16:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they have a mist station over by the pitch fork rentals.
2006-10-18 15:56:20 · answer #6 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO IT IS ETARNL AND U WIL GO THERE IF U KEEP UP WITH THIS TYYP OF QUSEION
2006-10-18 15:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Nothing nice.
2006-10-18 15:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2006-10-18 17:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋