The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight!" He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew!! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed a
2006-10-18 08:47:45 · 11 answers · asked by Fangs_4u 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha thats funny. How did you know about that? That was so long ago I figured every body would have forgotten that I did that.
2006-10-18 08:59:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh Heh.
2006-10-18 15:56:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-10-18 15:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute and I haven't heard a good original joke in a while.
2006-10-18 15:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by jasam4ever08 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahaha veeeery funny lol
2006-10-18 18:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha :)
2006-10-18 16:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-18 15:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by biffer84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one very funny
2006-10-18 15:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
LOLOL
This really made my day
2006-10-18 15:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS SO CUTE! I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY!!!!! THNX!!!!!!!!
2006-10-18 16:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋