2006-10-18 08:47:36 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mary used to call him Jeepers when he was behaving, which wasn't often and by his full name, Jesus Hepatitus Christ, when he was being a brat and resurrecting everybody in the entire cemetery or smiting his playmates for "not playing right"--Joseph had it the worst because every time he tried to discipline the little brat , the kid would holler"I'm telling my REAL dad on you..." and the poor guy would get struck by lightning--amazing nobody killed him sooner
2006-10-18 09:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is obvious you want to stir the fire with brave indignance however your point is understood as is your frustration.
The church called him Christ, though never a Christian or in favor of church.
Some called him rabi but he asked too many questions and gave different answers then the status quo. How bout we call him rebel?
Judas called him friend and his son called him dad.
Still many hold him accountable, believe he took the fall, regardless of what we each do...how convenient and how telling.
Perhaps we should call him Mark with a small m.
Names and conceptions of any give way to effect upon every so call him what you want.
Sorry, but jesus knew there are no holy acts, only those who act wholly.
Jesus knew there are no chosen ones, only renderings of choice, perhaps we could call him wise.
Who or what provides awareness in indeed incidental to the validity of our occurrence.
The names of our God's and Devils, Allah's and Satan's, Idols and Icons are extremes in polarity, edges of abyss.
Jesus walked the common ground, perhaps we should call him an example it would not hurt anyone to follow.
2006-10-18 09:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by richardnattress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Grand Master J-Dude, Rasta King of All Da Circumcised Peoples
2006-10-18 08:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, it's in the Bible!!! Luke 13.7 "And all the villagers called out to Him, "Hey it's Jeez the Cheese!" and so it was!" I'm always surprised that more Christians don't use this honorific when speaking of the Lord of Salvation.
2006-10-18 08:53:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to my knowledge, unless His mom called Him by some loving pet-name. People called Him the Christ and the Messiah, but those aren't cutesy.
2006-10-18 08:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
one would hope that some body liked Jesus enough to give him a nickname. Maybe nobody liked him enough to do that-bummer
actually his nickname was Zeus as in "Hey Zeus!
2006-10-18 08:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know as a group, Jesus and his disciples were known as JC and the boys...his mother was known as Mary with the cherry.
2006-10-18 08:52:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jeremy K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I don't know. I didn't live back then, but I guess if you want to come up with and call him by a pet nickname, you could.
2006-10-18 08:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by jamie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jeez to the C's
2006-10-18 08:49:38 · answer #9 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Beardie
The Weird Kid - voted "Kid most likely to die Hanging from a Cross" by his classmates
Two Dads
The Bethlehem Bad@ss
2006-10-18 08:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋