2006-10-18 08:22:45 · 54 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
I feel sorry for you . Kids are money sucking leaches.
Without a huge investment I would stand them on the corner selling pencils.
Dirty them up a bit and cut back on the grub so they look like proper waifs.
Given the right corner you are sure to turn a quick profit.
Remember to check their pockets, and inside their mouths when they return home, just in case they are trying to rip you off.The thieving little bastards!
2006-10-18 16:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few answers ( I hope this is not a serious question because if it is you should be ashamed of yourself)
Sell them to foreign pimps for work in the slave trade
Perfect the art of time travel (nice little earner) so they can become chimney sweeps in the 19th C
Think this person is looking for income opportunities. anyone who exploits their children is SAD in the extreme. And some of the people who justify this......unbelievable!!!!
Do a 141 with Madonna and get a cash back agreement
Make them get a paper round
Tell them Santa doesn't exist (you won't make money but you will save it)
Tell them they are adopted (same principle - say their real parents are mean so you don't have to buy presents)
2006-10-18 10:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by Sponge Bob Square Pants 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt if you will ever read this because there is so much baby talk above you'll get bored. However the answer from Kandy is not a bad suggestion. My son was registered with a registered child model agency [he was always escorted by me and never left alone. He did lots of catalogue photographs, a record cover and other assignments. All the money he earned was put into a savings account and premium bonds. He didn't have to pay tax and when he was 18 the savings account and premium bonds were transferred to his name. It was a nice little nest egg for him and he enjoyed the work. Nothing wrong with that and looks are not important.
2006-10-18 08:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you for real? Since when do we have children to make money out of them??
2006-10-18 08:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by twinkletoes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chimney sweep was a popular one in Victorian times. Or down t'pit. They also make excellent cat burglars.
Giving them pocket money and 'putting it in the bank for them' (the bank really being your wallet) means you give and receive, so that's a two-way thing.
My daughter's turning out to be quite the creative type. I'm hoping her Pots & Pans album is a moneyspinner, not to mention the Munch Bunch-esque series of books...
2006-10-18 08:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT MAKING MONEY FROM YOUR CHILDREN....That should not even be on your mind. I hope you are joking!! Children are not here for a tax right off, even though that is a pretty good part of it I MUST ADMIT!! But your main concern should be there health and well being. Raising them right... and keeping them from any harm!!! Parents please watch your kids closely and never let them out of your sight, and watch who you let watch them. anything could happen these days and that is my worst fear. my children are my life... just some advice
2006-10-18 14:49:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stick 'em up a chimney. The Victorians got away with it and the way that the West is going (attitudes to all things 'foreign', other 'not our religions' etc) then one of these days pretty soon it will be more than acceptable to sell your daughters into slavery and stick your sons up a chimney to earn a bob or two.
2006-10-18 08:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by zuffin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In India, they break their legs and let them set crooked, so they can collect money as beggars. With your looks, you could also put them in a freak show. If none of that works, then you can sell them to the school dinner ladies for dead baby pudding.
2006-10-18 22:33:03 · answer #8 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have obviously some things to work out, you shouldnt be viewing your children as ways to make money!
Either this is a stupid joke...or you seriously have some psychological detatchment from your kids!
2006-10-18 08:33:02 · answer #9 · answered by pandamad2005 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paper rounds
2006-10-18 08:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋