This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours," and the guy leaves.
Every day, the same guy pokes his head in at the busiest time, and every day he’s told there’s a long wait and he leaves. Finally, after about two weeks of this, the barber looks over at a buddy and says, "Bill, why don’t you follow that guy and see where he goes?"
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
"Well?" says the barber. "So where does he go?"
"To your house."
2006-10-18 08:15:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO original one....it's gud
2006-10-18 08:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by luscious_ladie 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he goes to the barber's house to get a his cut, his cut of the barber's that is. That joke was fun-ny.
2006-10-18 15:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. That was ha larious. Were did you get that one? Keep em coming
2006-10-18 15:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unbelievable..I've been telling this joke for about 30 years!! Nothing changes!!!
2006-10-18 15:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by MALIBU93 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he he a noticing barber or non- noticing too
2006-10-18 15:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I bet he's breaking in there! ^_^
2006-10-18 15:25:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh that was a really good one, thumbs up
2006-10-18 18:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
boning his wife i bet, funny
2006-10-18 15:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by alokob1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-18 15:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-18 15:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋