1- If evolution is true then why is Barney the Dinosaur still around? And why is he purple?
2- Evolution says that if you feed a pound of stale corn flakes mixed with celery to an infant giraffe, the giraffe will turn into a wooly mammoth with the face of Barry Manilow. Why don't we see any, huh?
3- Evolutuon says that if 2+2=4 then 5+5 must be 11. But it's not! Why not? Gotcha!
I haven't received one rational answer EVER to these simple questions. Therefore evolution must be wrong!
2006-10-18 07:31:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I knew that I would get responses from the sarcastically challenged. It never ceases to amaze me.
2006-10-18 07:35:54 · update #1
I read more of the answers and I can't believe there are this many morons out there. Are people THIS stupid? It's satirical, you friggin boneheads! I tell people about the moronic literalism on here and they think I'm joking. Sheesh.
2006-10-18 07:45:13 · update #2
1. He was cryogenically frozen, and his color was affected by the defrosting process
2. The real Barry Manilow had them all suppressed for trademark infringement
3. You forgot to carry the 9
Now what I want to know is if Christianity is true, then where are all the damn Leprechauns...
2006-10-18 07:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Well here it is dude, Im gonna give you your answers.
1: Barny the dinosaur is NOT still around, only reruns. The color purplr is an attention getter for children.
2; I dont know what evolution your studying, but it wouldnt be Barry manilows face it would be Rosie Odonnells face
3: Evolution is nOT math retard boy
2006-10-18 14:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.Barney the dinosaur?What about him.Hes juat a human in a costume!come on.
2.Thats your micro problems that has nothing to do with evolution!
3.You live in a community that dispises evolution,Huh?I would not be surprised if you were a hardcore religious fanatic who wants to disprove logic with superstition.Rational enough for you?
2006-10-18 14:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Maikeru 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wont get rational answers because your argument is childish and full of ridiculous points,list a real argument and you will get rational answers.
LOL, barney? come on.
2006-10-18 14:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-18 14:40:36 · answer #5 · answered by Jesus.H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your search is over. I am about to give you the most logical answer possible.
Ready
Wait for it.
Here it comes.
BOLLOCKS.
2006-10-18 15:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was all excited to slam you, but you made really good points.
2006-10-18 14:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dub this topic "a waste-o-time."
kudos!
2006-10-18 14:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by dansweaza 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Evilution is not a word dumbass.
2006-10-18 14:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
very good points, praise jesus, I give you teh thumbs up!
2006-10-18 14:33:12 · answer #10 · answered by Marcy C 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋