Death-If you had 32 1/2 minutes to live right now-what would u do? I'm a Jew for Jesus I would-inside-tell ty

Question

I would pray and find out what to do- a friend said they would go out and get an ice cream-but for 32 minutes-because they already asked Jesus in their heart to deliver from sins and become their friend to help them-
this person said pray and talk to Jesus and listen to his answers and then call their loved ones.
why the difference in half a minute to buy and ice cream-can we have too much time-we are not promised our next heart beat
Jesus says by me all things consist-Colossians-so your next heart beat comes from Jesus here or in heaven or hell forever gnashing teeth-some say they dont believe in it-but -we covered that-ignorance doesnt stop reality-Jesus said it- was he a lying loonitic Revelation 19-22nd chapters-describes hell and heaven by Jesus -for rejecting salvation and the word of God John 12vs48 "He that rejecteth my words, rejecteth me and will be judged by my words in the last day."
what would you do before and after the time??? its all about life?

Answer 1

David, If I had 32 1/2 mins. to live I would be praying to God thru Jesus Christ to welcome me home again. I would like to see my family here on earth once more to tell them again how much I love them and that I will be waiting in heaven to welcome when their time comes. I would ask God to comfort my family here on earth and help them get thru this joyous time.
I can't wait to be with our Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ again, but I also know that my earthly dad is waiting in Heaven for me and their are other family members and friends that I will get to see again.
God bless you, my spiritual brother, Juanita

Answer 2

David,
You are a Christian. Stop this evil and deceptive form of missionizing. It degrades Christianity.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApnC4dngKeRuGKyqQldbLd_zy6IX?qid=20060723102937AA4N2eb
. It is, by definition, impossible for it to be "jewish" to believe in jesus. "Jewish" is, by defintion, what jews have historically and contemporarily believe. Since in neither scenario do we find "believing in jesus", then we must clearly realize that belief in jesus is not something "jewish". You can call it "biblical" (and still be wrong), but certainly not "jewish".
. On the side, the subject of Isaiah 53 is promised a "long life" and "seed" (i.e. physical children). Clearly this isn't about jesus.
. And Isaiah 7 is clearly not messianic if you read the whole chapter. and "alma" doesn't mean virgin either. You'd know that if you spoke hebrew (I guess it wasn't part of your "extensive jewish upbringing", huh?)
. On the side, Isaiah 9 can't be about jesus since, according to christianity, he's the "son" not the "father" (as the verse states). Nor did he have control of the government (to the contrary, the roman government killed him). And he certainly did not establish "endless peace".
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Sources:
http://www.aish.com/jewishissues/jewishsociety/Why_Jews_Dont_Believe_In_Jesus.asp
http://jewsforjudaism.org/web/faq/general_messiah-criteria02.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_messiah#Textual_requirements
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oh, and lastly, I've decided that you truly epitomize everything I find intensely intellectually unsatisfying about christianity. (And you clearly do not understand hebrew.)

Answer 3

I'd pleasure myself for an extra 30 seconds over my answer to the 32 minute question you asked.

Answer 4

To amend my previous answer: given the extra half minute, I would moon a second judge...

Answer 5

THE MAV: Mav eat lunch, hug its offspring, eat ice cream and ask questions on Y!A R&S.

Answer 6

id goose with every girl i could!!!

Answer 7

I'd have sex with my husband.