What dirty way can i aproach a women and it turns her on? OR what dirty ways turn you on?

Question

i was thinking of some aproach methods here... for instense
1) walk right behind a fine women and lightly grab hips and say those hips drive me nuts care to see the nuts?
2) get a hard on... on purpose in front of somebody who is hot maybe like you know there comming at a certain time and think of a hot encounter and then when she comes near you all of a sudden she notices a hard on kinda like the movie anchor man lol
3) tell a women man i wouldnt last 1 minute with you.. lol then say oops to late
4) go up to her and just lick her in the face once lol i bet even if shes pist before she does get pist she will think what the hell just happened
5) tell her some cheesy comment when she downs herself for instense the other day this women told me tha she was so dry and didnt do her make up and felt ugly and i said your kidding me right and then i said im not trying to hit on you but do you even have an idea how many men would beg let alone want to be with you (by the way that worked)

ok i listed some but curious what you can come up with thats better im sure there is
girls you can have a thought to. What are the females ways of aproaching dirty to get what they want that would work lol

Answer 1

lol.....doesn't get much dirtier than that.

Answer 2

I never "talk dirty", first, because I'm a Christian; and second, because that is TOTALLY UNNECESSARY and SO STUPID AND IMMATURE! When 2 people are IN LOVE, MARRIED, and they aren't BRAINWASHED by the PORN INDUSTRY AND HOLLYWOOD, they will have a GREAT time with each other, and they will NEVER degrade the "marriage bed" with filthy language! Sex is sacred because GOD is the one who invented it! And like ALL of His gifts to mankind, it is SATAN that has perverted this wonderful gift, making that which is "dirty" acceptable. But guess what? Whether you agree or not, CHRISTIANS have the BEST sex!!! That is a fact!!! And we don't need "help" from the devilish porn industry"!!! God's way works just fine, thank you! CLEAN is sexy!!!

Answer 3

THOSE WILL NOT WORK!! In fact a few of those sickened me.
But, I have to confess a Little playful dirty talk goes a long way, hint stuff to her and she will catch on, just don't over do it because then it becomes harassment, girls like it when guys go for them. Maybe kind gestures and find ways to touch her hand or something, but don't go too far or she will find you creepy.

Answer 4

You can try by not bathing for 1 week.... then go and give her a kiss.. Its dirty and you'll turn her sensors on that your a crap kindda guy to even come up with this kindda question..

Answer 5

If your hung well, let it show. Dont strip down naked mind you, but definatly let her see what you got down there. Ladys, you can deny it all you want, but big packages turn us on. We LOVE to be filled up with a big cock.

Answer 6

Ya..... um no! None of those will work. Women like to be treated like women, not sex objects. If it's your girlfriend your talking to she might like it but make sure first. If you dont know the woman then dont even go there. The last one was ok cause it wasnt offensive.... but the other ones are... so just dont do them ok?

Answer 7

walk up to a girl and just pull her without saying a word
i like being spoken dirty to, but that comes off better if you already know the person. strangers think its weird.

Answer 8

my man gives me a 'teaser' when he gives me a hug he kind of massages down there it really gets me going

Answer 9

Get a huge hard-on and go to female and ask her how good she is at playing flute, or would she rather play hide the salami.

Answer 10

all of the above will work