One evening, three female roommates all had separate dates, but they returned home at about the same time. The first one woman said , "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The second woman said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."
The third woman reached under her skirt, removed her panties, and threw them up against the wall. As her panties stuck to the wall, she said "Now that's what I call a good date!"
2006-10-18 06:54:07 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yet funny
2006-10-18 06:56:13 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-04 23:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank god she WORE them HOME. Reminds me, I gotta clean out my purse.
HEY?!?!?!?! Which one of you guys has my bra? Greg? Pete? Don? Richard? Tom? Mary (oops)? Edward?John? Dan? Iggwad? Elwood? Sam? c'mon you guys this is not funny...Rick? the entire 7th fleet? Bill?....
Peace.
2006-10-18 07:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you spying on me? Lol, that is so funny, in a naughty way.
2006-10-18 06:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by dollface 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's nasty but very true, that is what you call a good date.
2006-10-18 06:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL i loved that joke very funny :)
2006-10-19 01:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by nathanhug2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL kinda gross tho
2006-10-18 07:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww, but good one.
2006-10-18 06:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2006-10-18 08:23:21 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-18 07:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋