A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.''
A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man stopped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
2006-10-18 06:40:53 · 15 answers · asked by ms01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!
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2006-10-18 06:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by MickeyMouse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool Joke. Hmmm... I'll Give It A 5
Funny, But Not The Funniest I've Heard
2006-10-18 13:46:02 · answer #2 · answered by stu4milk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-18 14:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by SUzyQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 8 out of 10 xx
2006-10-18 14:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11 out of 10, I haven't heard that one before, good one.
2006-10-18 13:55:33 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taht's an oldie, but not really funny to me so 2 I guess
2006-10-18 13:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Rated pg13
2006-10-18 14:00:11 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very good i give it 100
2006-10-18 13:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by bonkers13642 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's okay... it's gives me a little chuckle... it's an OLD joke but i give it a 6
2006-10-18 13:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-18 13:46:53 · answer #10 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋