A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
2006-10-18 06:34:57 · 15 answers · asked by mjkinoh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard this one before, but it still cracks me up. Good one!!!
2006-10-18 06:39:52 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke.
2006-10-18 13:48:38 · answer #2 · answered by stu4milk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Nasty but funny
2006-10-18 13:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2006-10-18 13:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-10-18 13:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by notbreda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can we act this to get her
2006-10-18 13:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by kay-so 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is sick,but funny
2006-10-18 22:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by adi23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA, That is soooooooooooo nasty but so funny!!!
2006-10-18 13:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... i have heard this one before, but i LOVE it... it's awesome!
2006-10-18 13:44:32 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nasty.....but good.
2006-10-18 13:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Mommy911 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋