A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh*it instead."
2006-10-18 06:19:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...that's awesome. Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.
2006-10-19 02:36:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would definitely take sensual as a bigger compliment. A sexual woman only has that to offer, and most likely she is trying really hard to be sexy lol. A SENSUAL woman is sexually attractive without trying... The sensual girl will be taken more seriously as a human being both by guys and by women, and a sexual looking woman will not be taken seriously at all, and will be used and passed to whoever wants her next.
2016-05-21 23:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats amazing coool
2006-10-18 06:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by jas_rohilla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a gd 1!
2006-10-18 07:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by 5xc6rown3yes 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah shocking LOL
2006-10-18 06:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG that was freaking hilarious! lol best one today....
2006-10-18 06:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww....hahahahahahah..... Omigosh!!! sooo funny!!!... he deserved that!!! hahahahah.....=)
2006-10-18 06:21:50 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you made me LOL
That was a good one
2006-10-18 07:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWW! That is sooo nasty!!!, But funny to
2006-10-18 06:26:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but kinda funny
2006-10-18 07:44:41 · answer #10 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋