okay this is strange but how come most women take a crap and be done in a few minutes when the men are always on the john for 10 minutes ur even up to a half hour, and need their "reading material" why is this
2006-10-18 06:15:09 · 12 answers · asked by sweetme 3 in Health ➔ Other - Health
My theory is that men genuinely enjoy to poop. They take their magazine, and they relax and enjoy the power of the bowel movement. They enjoy everything from the feel of the turd sliding out their poop-chute, to the plop it makes in the toilet, and yes, they even love the smell of their own crap. Also, men like to tell you that they're gonna poop, but they lock the door and whack off. Think about it. Why else would it take so long to crap? My bf tells me he's going poop, but if the door's locked when he's crappin' he's really whackin'....i know this because I picked the lock and walked in on him to catch him in the act. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Imagine the surprised look on his face. If he's not going in there to whack it, he usually asks me to sit in there and talk to him. Ick.
2006-10-18 06:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by tiakeith420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend said to me once that it was because unlike us women who need to go and then we go, men take there time and read and relax it out. They dont feel the need to force it like we do. Also he said it had to do with making sure its all out before he leaves the bathroom. I know its annoying and unusual but hey whatever makes him happy personally I would rather not sit in a smelly bathroom for 30 minutes, but if thats what he chooses to do to avoid taking out the garbage so be it, its his own punishment...:)
2006-10-18 06:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 22:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah men are weird
I think that women want to just get rid of it because in our subconsciously we associate poop with disgusting, and men are probably thinking it's natural just let it come when it comes.
2006-10-18 06:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Babs B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They take the opportunity to go in there to get away from things for a few.
2006-10-18 06:19:24 · answer #5 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the only time that men get away from their "loved ones"...might as well make full use of it.
2006-10-18 06:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT true !!!
I know some women who can peel paint off the walls after there done, and yes longer than 10mins !!!
2006-10-18 06:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Big R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We just know how to get things done quickly and right the first time!!!!! Just Kidding!!!!!1 te-He!
2006-10-18 06:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by marie1257 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I thought I was the only one to realize that! I noticed that with my husband...and he makes sure he has the paper with him going in. I don't know, it's weird.
2006-10-18 06:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because we do things quickly
2006-10-18 06:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by THE LILY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋