Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe.
2006-10-18 05:01:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
that's false advertisement ernesto!!! i didn't even crack a smile...
2006-10-18 05:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by ღсяаՀу∙թіхіе∙ժմѕτღ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
completely stupid. Not funny at all. I've just lost 10 secs of my life but gained 2 points lol
2006-10-18 12:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by The Plague 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the words of Carlos Mencia:
Dee Dee Dee....that was totally retarded
2006-10-18 12:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah not laughing
but thank for the points
2006-10-18 12:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mary K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you could well do with a check up from the neck up.
2006-10-18 12:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
listen here spanish that was depressing and not worth the time i spent reading it, just dont post anything ever
2006-10-18 12:04:43 · answer #6 · answered by J from O 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Famiy Guy , i love the show
2006-10-18 12:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Pumpkin Nickel Bread 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy **** u loose again, and yet another 2 pts for me
2006-10-18 12:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by lpxerounderground 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay
2006-10-18 12:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by Shalla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-18 12:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋