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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to
gather the building materials for his home. She read ...

"and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of
straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class:
"And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly

..."I think the man would have said - "Well, f * ck me!! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

2006-10-18 04:45:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

Nice one
Shame about last nights game

2006-10-18 06:28:02 · answer #1 · answered by Scott D 2 · 0 1

Heard it before but a fantastic joke. I work with kids and can just imagine one of the ones I look after saying this. Again, scary but true!
More, More!
Encore!!!

2006-10-18 17:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by Clare 4 · 0 0

oh so like a six year old to reply that way mine actually commented to her teacher when told not to have a cow
"Why not? Mary had a little lamb!"
thank you for the smile

2006-10-18 11:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by angel 2 · 0 1

thats very true of children!! they say things you would no think of saying!! i was tellin a story once and ma mates kid turned round and said bollocks at the right place where you would say something like that!! me and ma mate did not no whether to tel her off or just piss our self with laughter!!!!

2006-10-18 13:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by hineycone1987 2 · 1 1

What's the question? Can I have 10 points?

2006-10-18 11:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by msm1089 2 · 0 2

Good gag good gag!
Now could somebody explain the connection between this and football.

2006-10-18 12:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ha Ha Ha!!
That's pure Quality!
Thumbs Up for you, even if you are an Arsenal fan (",)

2006-10-18 14:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0 1

lol. love it. great response, and true to life if ever there is a talking pig.

2006-10-18 12:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jenny 2 · 0 1

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this site.

2006-10-18 12:01:22 · answer #9 · answered by malcy 6 · 0 1

Good laugh - I know my kids say funny things but not using that language!!!! Go Gunners!!!!

2006-10-18 11:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 2 1

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