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A son comes home from college to West Virginia and tells his dad about a wonderful girl he’s met.

“Dad, she’s fantastic. She’s smart, in great shape, and she’s getting her teaching certificate this spring. I’m going to ask her to marry me, but…”

“But what, son?” asks the father.

“She’s a virgin.”

The father scratches his beard and says, “Son, if she ain’t good enough for her own family, she damn sure ain’t good enough for ours.”

2006-10-18 04:44:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

thats absolutely hilarious
WAY TO GO

2006-10-18 04:47:53 · answer #1 · answered by ChicaInquisitiva 3 · 1 1

West Virginia. Home of 3 million, but only 15 last names. ;o)

2006-10-18 05:33:33 · answer #2 · answered by Barbi 4 · 1 1

Dad and son seems to be passed out from the same school - LOL

2006-10-18 04:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 1

Very funny, thank you.
So I was talking to a man from West Virginia and asked him if everyone in his family looked alike, kinda similar.
He said, "Yuk, yuk! My family tree don't have no branches!"

2006-10-18 04:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1 2

not bad lil old but not bad

2006-10-18 05:09:37 · answer #5 · answered by MaddDogg 2 · 0 1

not bad but not your best joke!

2006-10-18 05:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1 1

Not funny.....Gross

2006-10-18 05:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by angiebaby 2 · 1 1

ok

2006-10-18 04:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by center of the universe 4 · 0 2

HA!!!!!!!!!!!! So good :O)

2006-10-18 05:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1 1

... ok then

2006-10-18 05:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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