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I heard dinosaurs are not in heaven because it is not in the bible just goats and sheeps and that guy down the street from me selling ticket to heaven.

What's his name? bruce campbell or something like that.

2006-10-18 05:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Kenshin 5 · 1 0

Well since the atheists won't be there, the dinosaurs will have to eat the Christians.

2006-10-18 11:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 4 1

The dinosaurs are long gone and atheist dont exist

2006-10-18 11:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by ad s 2 · 0 1

is that the dinosaurs that don't exist because the Earth is only 6,000 years old?

or the dinosaurs that don't exist because the bible doesn't say God created them?

2006-10-18 11:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They try to eat the atheists but the atheists aren't there.

2006-10-18 11:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 3 0

That could be kinda cool. sort of a take off of Land of the Lost. Would there be any slestacks?

2006-10-18 12:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 0 1

Was it Augustine that said in heaven, you could look at all the unbelievers burning in hell? One of those church father types came up with that one...

2006-10-18 11:41:45 · answer #7 · answered by angk 6 · 0 1

Hang on, let me load my big dinosaur gun

2006-10-18 11:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Probably. Gets it's better to get it over with rather than burning in hell's fires for eternity.

2006-10-18 11:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by Darby 7 · 0 1

Yah, I heard that too. I don't listen to crazy people anymore.

2006-10-18 12:09:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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