I am putting together a "company yearbook." What type of appropriate but fun questions can you think of?

Answer 1

what is the most daring thing you have photcopied on the photocopier ??

who in your office would you say is the slackest person there, in other words who gets paid for doing nothing ?? apart from company directors !!

Answer 2

What is one thing nobody here would know/guess about you?

Have you ever been in the supply/janitorial closet with someone else?

How much time do you REALLY spend surfing the Net every day?

When will you return all of the pens, paper clips, tape and post-it notes you conveniently forgot to leave at work when you left for the day?

How many lies did you tell to get this job?

What's the name of the bar you go to when you leave for an "off-site" meeting/sales call?

How many co-workers have you slept with?

Please confirm or deny the following things overheard when passing your cube:

1. You slept with your neighbor's wife/husband while your wife /husband was out of town.

2. You prefer your older child to your younger child.

3. Your Aunt Sylivia is a raging alcoholic.

4. Unlce Bob touched you "there" for a minute when you were five. (Shhhh, don't tell anyone!)

5. You gamble with the bill money your wife/husband gives you to mail.

6. That great idea you had in Monday's meeting was stolen from an episode of The Office.

7. You secretly (not so much since you and your cube-neighbor 'whisper' so loud) sip from a flask during "work."

8. You look at porn on the Internet instead of preparing your manager's weekly status report.

9. You've expensed multiple "client lunches" you had with your wife/husband/mistress.

10. You don't wash your hands after using the restroom and right before shaking hands with your next appointment.

And finally...When you were a child did you REALLY dream about being a firefighter/dancer/doctor? Or..tell the truth...was your dream to be here mindlessly plodding along in this A S S-numbingly boring job?