Overheard in a bar:
"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no you're not."
"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
2006-10-18 04:24:41 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that was cute..lol Pd! u are so funny..i mean the jokes..;)
thx for sharing!
2006-10-18 04:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no you're not! Gonna tell me the girl fell for that old line, Girl pick yourself up and leave immediately!!! This one's too smooth for all of us put together!!!! God Bless, Martha S
2006-10-18 11:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Martha S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny when i was reading it i remember Little Red Riding Hood.Those two are just wack i bet he just said the condom part just so he can get an affirmative from her
2006-10-18 11:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't want to sound what it would but i would like to know what is it all about the condom thing. i feel stupid asking this but will be grateful if you could answer me.
thanks ^_^
2006-10-18 21:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girls have their own ways of giving concent !!! Good one ...Nicely said...Keep it up !!
2006-10-18 11:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like
2006-10-18 11:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by dont call me baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-18 11:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he thought that she wasn't paying attention rofl
2006-10-18 11:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha, cute
2006-10-18 13:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao haha ;p
2006-10-18 11:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋