and you or they thought, where did that come from. i knw that sometimes, people say the wrong name and get embarrased coz that was a past lover. what else.
2006-10-18 04:17:17 · 26 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
my ex girlfriend once asked me how tall i reckon curly watts from coronation street was during our rampant sessions. Proves how good i am :-) lol
2006-10-18 04:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by morris994 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well the situation was the funniest part of the whole love making experience. I was on my honey moon in Nashville TN. We were at a very nice Hotel down town and it was one of 5 or 6 times that after noon of love making and I was like a man driven and she was so extemely close to going over the brink into that space where only one man can take her. Well, I was using so much force apparently that she slid up and hit the head board and broke the darn thing right off the wall, all she screamed was ouch and dont stop, ouch and don`t stop until ,,, well I think she had a record breaking 3 or 4 waves rush over her under her all over her. Later on we put some ice on the bump on her head and laughed about the whole amazing thing.
Hugs, and thanks for a great question.
Jim
2006-10-18 11:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
One guy whispered into my ear "Do you have a dildo?" It may sound harmless enough but it was ridiculous. He said it in this really serious voice like he was trying to be sexy and manly. All i could manage was an "Um, no", and then I sobered up and kicked him out soon after.
Also, I had a fling with a guy who loved dirty talk. I personally hate it, and refused to participate, but he'd still try. He didn't care that it actually grossed me out and turned me off, he was so sure that saying "Do you like my big hard c o c k?" was doing it for me. I'm not sure where his confidence came from, but it was very misjudged.
2006-10-18 11:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by - 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This didn't happen to me (thank god) but I didn find it hilarious.
Whilst we were at uni, my house mate brought back a guy after a drunken night out. Anyway they were in her bedroom and she started to give him a bj. He was really drunk and sweaty from dancing a lot during the night and she found him to be quite smelly and gross down there. In fact it was so bad, she began to gag!!
The guy then remarked "Impressive isn't it" Hilarious!! Obviously he took her retching as a compliment when really it was because he stank!
Something amusing that once happened to me whilst egtting intimate with a new partner..... he got aroused and then said to me "Deal with it" - I was like what?! Deal with it yourself!!
2006-10-18 11:27:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whilst at university I had a very memorable one night stand with a girl who, as she reached the point of no return screamed out a line from Queens "Bohemian Rhapsody". The line in question was, "Bizmillah Noooooo!". Made me die with laughter!
2006-10-18 11:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by Nick P 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont tend to talk too much, however the first person i ever had sex with used to crack me up with the things he said. he was such a nice guy normally but he thought he was macho gods gift when we were having sex. he always said things like "yeah baby I know you want it" etc...a real turn off. however i think i hurt his feelings by accident one day because i laughed at his 'c*m face' i couldnt help it, he looked so funny, i felt really bad though!!
2006-10-18 11:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by bella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a guy once who just said to talk about anything and as I am unable to concentrate if he is doing a job properly, he kept prompting me.
Afterwards he said I had recited a grocery shopping list!
2006-10-22 10:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I told my boyfriend to "take it" in a manly voice once. Then I burst out in laughter because we had joked about that line earlier in the day. We both laid there in tears for about a half hour because we were laughing so hard.
2006-10-18 11:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by megha717 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I prefer silence from start to finish. Especially during the act.
2006-10-18 15:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
last guy that screamed out the wrong name when in bed with me got a swift knee into the groin - last time he ever had the opportunity to do it as he was dumped approximately ten seconds later. xx
2006-10-18 11:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋