I recently went on holiday with my friends. One of my mates has lost 7 stone in the last year and is now looking trim and good. However, when he took his top off on holiday to relax by the pool i realised that he has nipples like rolo's!!!! My dilemma is this --- should i just ignore the fact that his nip nips look like a chcolately treat or should i pull them when he's asleep and make fun of him?
2006-10-18 03:37:53 · 23 answers · asked by morris994 4 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Other - Skin & Body
PS. I would receive no sexual gratification from the pulling of said Rolo's.. It would purely be for hilarity reasons. Im a big burly, straight geordie guy ggggrrrrrr :-)
2006-10-18 03:48:34 · update #1
No, when he's asleep lick them and say I thought I'ld save you the best 'til last
2006-10-18 03:49:41 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You must take every opportunity to flick them / poke them / display them to everyone else in the pub as this ridicule will firmly establish you are the very best bloke in the world and all the ladies will think you are big, clever and most definatly worth a hump.
Get yourself T-shirts made with 'I'm with Rolo T*Ts' printed on it and hand them out to all of his friends and family.
Get a photo of his deformity and post it on as many web sites as possible (especially gay date sites - there may be a niche market he can fill)
Have fun!
2006-10-18 11:25:54 · answer #2 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO at that but please do not tell him as he has worked so hard to loose the weight his confidence will be high and if you say something it will go right down and he may eat and put it all back on again.
Do not pull as this will damage the delicate tissues around areola and also be very painful for himnot funny.
Be proud he has worked so hard and everyone's nip are different what are your like toblarone?????????
2006-10-18 10:50:22 · answer #3 · answered by momof3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend went through the same thing and was very selfconcious of them. He actually went through nip reduction surgery. If he took his shirt off by the pool, he is probably ok with them. A joke seems ok if u are friends but don't go over board with it.
2006-10-18 10:54:13 · answer #4 · answered by stevie d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though that is hysterically funny...(Rolos?)do try to resist all urges to touch, pinch or pull on said nips, I'm quite sure he knows all about his condition! Tease, just a tiny bit. :D
2006-10-18 10:44:04 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make fun of him - he is a guy and if he cannot take a bit of a joke then he shouldn't be allowed to be a guy. Its funny, everyones nipples are different so whatever! If he moans tell him to get over it and grow up.
2006-10-18 10:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Paul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is his bird's nips like rolos. If so send her round to me, I'm starving !
2006-10-18 10:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like the commerical said "you can roll a rolo to your pal" so ya go for it.
2006-10-18 13:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. Omg, you just added to my increasingly great day. Thank you so much.
Go tug on those nips!
2006-10-18 12:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you should over look his nipples. If hes a good friend I wouldn't riun it over his nipples.
2006-10-18 10:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by MIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋