help me i need to find the funniest short joke, like a 2 liner. best one wins.
good luck
2006-10-18 03:29:06 · 14 answers · asked by jonny Atlantis 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do lawyers do when they die?
They lie still.
This is one of my favourites :)
2006-10-18 03:41:51 · answer #1 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should NOT be reading this stuff at 4:45 am with my girlfriend in the next room sleeping...props to littleponypony! That is great! It is hilarious in it's simplicity. I'm still trying to suppress the giggles...
Here's a little two liner I came across earlier...I hope it's not too vulgar...:
"What's the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a quickie, only you do it yourself."
Good luck in your joke search! Try searching the rest of Jokes and Riddles here on Answers...you find some doozies!
2006-10-19 04:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Short
Short who?
this joke short enough 4 u?
OR
She is so dumb that she stared at a juice can for an hour when she read"CONCENTRATEd"written on it
OR
What happens if Batman and Robin got trampled by elephants?
They would be Flatman and Ribbon!
k i know sum are corny but the funny ones are loong!
2006-10-18 10:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*I had an ant-farm once. Man those fella's didn't grow sh*t. Im like come on fellas how bout some celery....!
~its not a 2 liner but its short n funny
*If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up
*"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
*I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...
*i've got so much tartar on my teeth, I dont have to dip my fish sticks in sh*t.
*My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
*I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner.
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2006-10-18 10:38:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar. Dfff!
2006-10-18 10:38:38 · answer #5 · answered by littleponypony 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station
2006-10-18 10:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why'd the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it could be done
2006-10-18 10:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
2006-10-18 10:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by borris0298 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hear about the two canniabls eatin a clown ,one turns to the other and says does this taste funny to you ?
2006-10-18 11:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
ANSWER:
A river.
2006-10-18 10:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋