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Dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die!

Im a female and think this is really funny!

2006-10-18 03:21:57 · 33 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Health Other - Health

33 answers

very funny!

how about "men are like hammers - they haven't changed for 5,000 years but are occasionally useful"

or

"women are like egg timers because over time everything goes to the bottom"

or

"men are like trains because they always use the same old lines
for picking up people"

or

"women are like sponges - soft, squeezeable and retain water"

or

"men are like hot air balloons - to get them going you need to light a fire under them"

2006-10-18 03:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If I've got my 'crass/gross humour' head on, and it is Mr Garrison from South Park saying it, then yes, I do find it funny. If it was said to me by a misogonystic meat head who was attempting to belittle the pain women go through menstruating and/or demeaning women in general then, no, I wouldn't find it funny and I would be forced to obliterate him with my superior intellect and/or hit him with my handbag!

2006-10-18 03:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by demonicas8n 2 · 0 0

It was funny when I first heard it about 5 years ago but its been 'done to death' now by Jim Davidson/South park etc etc. When you hear it so often it becomes very unfuuny.

2006-10-18 03:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmmm

2006-10-18 03:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL That is a good saying. We men should respect the stamina that is require to perform such a feat on a monthly basis.

2006-10-18 03:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by the_green_grass_horse 3 · 0 0

Mr Garrison says it to justify his 'sexism' after saying the lads' mums are 'probably all on their periods' in South Park - Bigger, Longer and Uncut (the movie).

2006-10-18 03:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Sid 3 · 0 0

Fell out of my cot when I heard that one first time around (80 years ago!)

2006-10-18 03:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by mary.cargill55@btinternet.com 2 · 0 0

LOL,very funny. I dont need a man,i can mow my own lawn & got my rabbit to give me the perfect orgasm!!!!!

2006-10-18 04:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0 0

As a guy, I find it funny, but I can;t laugh too loud

2006-10-18 03:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Haha good one!

It reminds me of Japanese people in films XD

No offense.

2006-10-18 03:25:29 · answer #10 · answered by Sophie 2 · 0 0

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