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land ur UFO on the white house lawn and give george bush a ******** and condie rice a cigar ... yes u know where

2006-10-18 03:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

There are many ways to do this. Mostly, it depends on your current visa status. If you have a visa that permits you to work in the US, you must get to the point of having a green card. After you receive a green card, you can start the process to apply for citizenship. That whole process takes 5-7 years from the time you start work here.

See the Immigration website for complete details.

2006-10-18 10:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Be here legally then wait 5 years fill out an application send it with copies of your green card, 4 passport photos, letter from the IRS for the years you have filled taxes and a money order for $330 and another on for $70

2006-10-18 10:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by audrey 3 · 0 0

If you're starting from scratch in another country, you first have to apply for a visa to come here. It may be a work permit, fiance visa, etc. Once you're allowed to come here, you have to apply to become a Legal Permanent Resident, at which point, you'll receive your Greencard. From there, you apply for Naturalization. If you're married to a U.S. citizen at the time you become a LPR, you can apply for naturalization 2 yrs and 9 months from the time you get your greencard. If you're not married to a U.S. citizen, you can apply for naturalization 4 years and 9 months from the time you receive your greencard. It's a long drawn out process, but you'll eventually end up a citizen.

2006-10-18 10:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by j.f. 4 · 0 0

Get on your belly and crawl through a drain pipe.

Swim the Rio Grande.

Leap over 16' high fences.

2006-10-18 10:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Get to a hospital emergency room before your water breaks.

2006-10-18 10:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Slink in across the southern border and wait for the Democrats to pardon you and 20 million other criminals.

2006-10-18 10:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

join the army national guard.

and obliterate the rape of children.

2006-10-18 10:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by redreverser 1 · 0 0

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