10. End comes when monster slips and falls while running with a pair of scissors
9. It includes the line, "Oh no! He's heading straight for Poughkeepsie!"
8. Plot weakness covered up by the monster's rap performances
7. In close-ups, you can see the word "Mattel" on monster's foot
6. The "monster" appears whenever Bob Dole takes his Viagra
5. Forget breathing fire -- the giant monkey has garlic breath
4. Includes the dialogue, "Walk for your lives!"
3. The monster leaves cotton stuffing in its path
2. You can frequently see the puppeteers in the monster's ***
1. His foot is the size of a human foot
Y'all like this?
2006-10-18 03:01:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#1 the monster looks like your ex-wife # 2 the people fighting the monster all look like GI joe # 3 the monster's name is osama # 4 there is mike tyson in the movie # 5 it was filmed in north korea # 6 it tells you this movie cost 33 dollars and 95 cents to make # 7 .it's rated PG and pg mean PURE GARBAGE # 8 the hot girl in the movie is paris hilton # 9 the director's name is anonymous # 10 the movie went straight to 8 mm film
2006-10-18 03:14:56 · answer #1 · answered by mock-1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your girlfriend comes out with an oatmeal mask on her face and it's scarrier than the movie.
2006-10-18 03:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by meggettie 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmm well that was very um hmm ok points for me thanx bye
2006-10-18 04:14:47 · answer #3 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must be a writer for the tv show LOST
2006-10-18 03:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What time is it?
Time for a Muppets scare-a-thon
2006-10-18 03:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got one...the "token" black person lives to the end.
2006-10-18 03:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by choc8qiss 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! That is soooooooooooooooooooooooo true! Very funny!! hahaha!!
2006-10-18 03:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I fell asleep. Seriously......
2006-10-18 03:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats umm no comment
2006-10-18 04:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lost and Confused 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It was ok
2006-10-18 03:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋