A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are a$$holes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an a$$hole."
2006-10-18 02:52:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All lawyers are @$$holes....but the real ? is are all @$$holes lawyers?? lol GOOD ONE =)
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2006-10-18 02:55:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Ha,ha
2006-10-18 02:55:09 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must pay for our 16 room mansions, golf coursess, maid servicess, butlerr, lomo rides, and caviarr and steak and lobster dinerrs, you do the crime you pay us too sit around and get fat rich in our fancy mansions hons and too chase around a very very cute legal secutary in a tight short skirt hons but dont tel my wife now- i might have too chargre you more if she finds out and gets alimomy hons!!
2006-10-18 02:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that before, but that is really funny..
2006-10-18 03:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by magicalgoddess1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-18 02:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by citrusy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's kinda old
2006-10-18 04:16:41 · answer #6 · answered by Lost and Confused 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ja, ha, ja, muy chistoso!
2006-10-18 03:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!
2006-10-18 02:57:13 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JAJA
2006-10-18 03:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha :))
2006-10-18 02:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋