Santa fight Jebus?
2006-10-18 01:44:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It would be a damn good fight, the two are so closely matched in terms of special powers and skills, it would be the battle of the century!
2006-10-18 01:46:54 · answer #1 · answered by Eureka! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Can't answer this. Just who is this Jebus person? An alien I bet. Probably has powers beyond that of Santa.
Course, Santa could use his death ray, that he has been known to use. Or that red nosed reindeer could blind Jebus as Santa charged him and give Santa the advantage. But probably Santa would just give Jebus a gift and there wouldn't be a fight.
Course, it would depend on just where this fight would take place, on a roof top, in a chimney, at the North Pole,
while Santa was eating his cookies in my living room?
At the North Pole, of course, Santa would have backup, the Elves. And if you ever saw a fight where 20 or 30 little guys are running around like a bunch of wild animals, well, the fear factor is enough to give the advantage to Santa. And anyway it is totally possible that this Jebus guy might just turn the cheek. So,,,,,,,,could Santa fight Jebus? Maybe but doubtful.
2006-10-18 02:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who's Jebus?
2006-10-18 01:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure who Jebus is. The story of Santa is from a saint who let gifts on doorsteps though.
2006-10-18 02:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just pathetic, almost funny, jesus would not fight, however santa is not real. Hello, hasnt anyone revealed the truth to you yet? God bless
2006-10-18 01:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep...saw a preview for the match to be on southpark...hehe , if ya wanna see who wins then make sure to watch it. =)
2006-10-18 01:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by Ash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure picked an appropriate screen name!
2006-10-18 02:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Char 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course, in never never land. aftawards they can both go visit the tooth fairy to have all their teeth put in again.
2006-10-18 01:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well Satan Fought Jesus on South Park....
2006-10-18 01:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by Agnostic Messiah 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who? What would be the purpose?
2006-10-18 01:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by RB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋