What's the funniest/most embarrasing/stupidest thing you've ever done when drunk?

Question

I need something to make me feel better after my saturday night!!!

keep them coming this is really cheering me up and making me laugh!

Answer 1

I was once dancing in a club very drunk, and realised that I have the back of my dress tucked in my knickers. The best thing is id been dancing for ages and only realised when I caught a glimps of myself in the mirror!

Answer 2

I hope these story's are making you feel better! I must say i don't need drinks to do stupid things! i was at a party on Saturday night and there was a kids jumping castle! We all decided that it would be great fun to see how quick we could run from one side to and back! it was great fun until I went flying back down the slide and hit my head! I then passed out! I'm not the thinnest girl either so was pretty embarrassed when i came too! I don't think it was a pretty site!! Two weeks before i sat on a mate garden sofa and went flying over the back! Very embarrassing!
Oh another thing i was stone cold sober in both cases!
So chin up You will feel better about it soon!

Answer 3

Most of the time, thankfully, I don't remember what happens when I go on a binge.

Well, one time I can remember that I came home drunk and took a shower with all my clothes on.

The worst time though would have to be when a friend and me met a couple of girls at a bar and they convinced us that the bar we were at wasn't very fun, so they took us to another one down the street. Before we new what was going on we wound up watching a transvestite strip show, but we were both too drunk to find our way out by ourselves!

Answer 4

I my local leaning up the bar my mates decides we should drink double gin and bitter lemon.So lads being lads we give it a shot. Approx 6 pints of lager had passed our lips when we commenced and with it being a girl drink i thought this wont get me pissed.1 drink 2 drink about 15 later i turn to one of mates who is lookin extremly green and says " are you pissed?" He grumbles something back and i piss myself laughin at him.Now my moment the call off nature is upon me so i turn to go to the bog, with not moving from the leaning against the bar postition i turned to walk, but oh no legs would not work so i nicely fell straight back landed right on my **** and proceeded to act like a new born giraffe :):). Everyone was laughin and none of my mates would leave the bar cause they were laughin hard.When i eventually managed to get up all i could do is one step forwrad three back until eventually made it to the door. A 5 min walk home took me approx 2 hours

Answer 5

I unintentionally broke into a conveinience store and when i set off the motion alarm, thought it was techno music and threw my hands up an started dancing. Good thing my hands were up because an officer had his gun drawn on me and I was arrested for felony larceny from a building. I was eating an icecream sandwich at the time. I can't serve on a jury because I ate an un-paid-for ice cream treat.

Answer 6

On my 21st Birthday,I went to a Night Club with my cousins. (Mind You!),I had never been to a Club,and did'nt know the first thing about ordering a drink,so my cousins suggested I have "Rum & Coke". I ordered 3 double shot drinks (not understanding,that I was actually having 2 drinks at once),which meant I had a total of 6 drinks that night, (now) I was too stoned to go home,so I went to spend the night at my cousin's house. I "threw-up" several times,and my Aunt gave me some kind of "something" to drink,to ease my stomach. After yelling at me,she told me to go on to bed. I accidently got into bed with my Aunt and Uncle,and sprawed out across the bed in a horizontal position,with my clothes on. When I woke up later,the both of them left me in bed,and they went to sleep in the basement. My Uncle yelled at me so hard,that I developed a headache,and started "throwing-up" again. From that moment on,I never have more than 2 drinks when I go to the "Clubs".

Answer 7

After one too many tequila's one night, I managed to pull this lad that was drop dead gorgeous (or so I thought), got dancing with him, fell asleep so he was literally dragging me around the dancefloor and then threw up on the floor and proceeded to sit in it. I got back to my mates house, decided I wasn't going home even though it was Christmas Eve (well, really Christmas morning!) and only got into my mum's car when my mates mother came downstairs to wake me up.

Cocktail bar down Leicester Sq, one too many (again) and obviously we weren't feeling too great. So we get the cab driver to pull over so my mate could get sick. While she was bending out of the car door, she ended up farting at the cab driver. Well, more on him really.

Answer 8

Fallen off a bar stall twice within 5 minutes of each other not clever only just missed smakcing my head on the table behind me

Answer 9

Woke up in the Thames,covered in green slime,looked like the creature from the black lagoon.
Had to walk 2 miles to my house,bumped into a lot of mates. Still get the piss ripped out of me.It happened in 1989!

Answer 10

I threw up in a taxi on the way home... ALL OVER MY FLATMATE! He was not impressed... he still had to get out of the taxi and go to the cash machine (which was broken so he had to get back into the taxi and we had to drive to another cash machine) in his puked under clothes and pay the enormous taxi fare. I felt so bad the next day, and didnt even have a hangover...