A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead and asked that what hole he was playing. She replied,"I'm on the 7th, and you're a hole behind me so you must be on the 6th"
He thanked her and went back. On the back nine, the same thing happened & he asked the lady again. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, means u r on 13th."
He thanked her. After finishing he went to the clubhouse and saw the same lady sitting there. He went to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink for your help."
He started a conversation and he asked her what kind of work she do. She said she was in sales, and he said he is in sales too. He asked what she sells. She replied, "If I tell, you will laugh."
"No, I wouldn't," he said. She said,"I sell tampons."
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said,"See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.
"I' sell toilet paper, so I'm STILL 1hole behind you
2006-10-18 01:41:59 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG! Thats the funniest thing i think ive ever heard! lol I choked on my cider! NOw im sticky! lol Good one....keep em' coming!
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2006-10-18 01:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that the best joke ive read tonight!!
10/10 !!!
Bust my guts laughing
2006-10-18 08:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what the doctor ordered.... A good belly laugh.... ;^ D
2006-10-18 08:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. Great joke! Thanx
2006-10-18 08:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has to be one of the best Ive heard..... LOL !!
hahahahahahahha
2006-10-18 08:54:52 · answer #5 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute!
2006-10-18 09:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooooooooooooooooooo bad
2006-10-18 08:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious and very conincidental
i'm really glad ive browsed to your recent post. thanks again. you really put an effort here. and i think it's not wasted. keep it up
still me ^_^
2006-10-18 21:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am putting this in our women's bathroom so they will remember to FLUSH!
2006-10-18 10:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-18 08:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by rebecca_sld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋