Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel rooms.
The more boastful of the two ... went right to it and made love to his date ... leaned over and marked a "l" on the wall ... Feeling sprightly, he went again ... and once again at the completion of the act ... marked another "l" on the wall - next to the first. Figuring he had the bet in the bag ... he decided to relax a bit and in relaxing ... fell asleep.
Awakened by the sun's rays coming in the window ... he quickly grab his lady and did it one more time ... and marked another "l" on the wall ... Just at that time ... His friend enters ... and upon seeing the marks on the wall exclaims:
"DAMN - a hundred and eleven ... beat me by three ..."
2006-10-18 00:39:00 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bonus Joke:-
Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."
The second said, "Mine is like a porsche; fast and powerful."
The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going
2006-10-18 00:39:53 · update #1
Ha H aH a:)
2006-10-18 01:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there ok i have heard better
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Why is sex like rideing a bike.........
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2006-10-18 07:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by karen h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
is that another old joke??? or am i just young??? cause i haven't heard it before ^_^. i think most of what you told old jokes are new to me.
thanks for the morning laugh. brightens up my day. gives me the energy needed
2006-10-18 21:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame is not the word, they are the patron Saint of Paraplegically
2006-10-18 07:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I like the second one best......I`ll give it 8.
First one not bad, a 6.
Cheers!
2006-10-18 07:42:27 · answer #5 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh... is it just me or are jokes like this even funnier before i've finished my coffee? lol....
thanks!
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2006-10-18 07:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one best. thanks for making me laugh i give them a 10
2006-10-18 08:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋