A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up with both arms and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," said the vet.
2006-10-18 00:13:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool! :-)
2006-10-18 00:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Joshua K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 22:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by rankins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! Here's another! ( I made it up! Hope you like it)
A man is watching the Adidas ad. At the end of the ad the actor says JUST DO IT. The man turns to his dog who is about to s h i t and says,' Not for you!!!.'
2006-10-18 01:36:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Ha,ha
2006-10-18 03:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neo The only one, who can come up with clean wit and humour, Keep it up Pal
2006-10-18 00:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-18 00:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was good, i'll have to tell my girlfriend that one
2006-10-18 00:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one. ;-)
2006-10-18 02:28:46 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he - a classic joke
2006-10-18 00:41:05 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...
2006-10-18 00:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by shiva1632 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋