A chicken and a horse are playing in a field. The horse falls into a mudpuddle and can't get out.
He tells the chicken to go get the farmer so he can pull the horse out. The chicken looks for the farmer but can't find him.
The chicken takes the keys to the farmer's mecedes and brings it to the horse. The chicken ties a rope to the bumper and pulls the horse out.
A few days later the horse and the chicken are playing in the field again, only this time the chicken falls in the mudpuddle.
He tells the horse to go get the farmer to get him out. The horse tells the chicken he has a better idea instead.
The horse stands over the chicken and tells him to grab his tool, and he will pull him out. The chicken did and pulled himself out.
The moral to the story is:
If you are hung like a horse, then you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks!
2006-10-17 23:54:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To the twisted 9 KMA. I have looked all over the Q&A in jokes and riidles and have not found a single joke like it. I usually take the time to look first before i post it.
If you can do better then lets here you posting them.
2006-10-18 05:18:27 · update #1
Well done, and never mind this "lol" twaddle - I really did laugh out loud!!!
2006-10-18 00:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-21 23:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I was hung like a horse instead of the blo*dy great thing I got.
2006-10-18 00:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Ha,ha
2006-10-18 03:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i'm afraid twisted 9 is correct, i have seen this joke posted at least twice in the last week, still good though hahaha
2006-10-18 06:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i,m looking for the horse with a Mercedes
2006-10-18 10:59:27 · answer #6 · answered by catherine_brly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if you are a horse with a mercedes?
2006-10-18 00:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nothing to say? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice but hv read this ages ago
2006-10-18 00:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by cock4_hens 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fancy that - talking farm animals.
2006-10-17 23:57:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you say the address of this farm is?
2006-10-18 01:11:04 · answer #10 · answered by lordofthetarot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋