A priest, a rabbi, and a ministrer walk into a bar.
The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
2006-10-17 23:34:54 · 14 answers · asked by FireKracker187 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies....."
Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." The boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. "Why don't you go home for the day.....we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states......"No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual...."if you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now........are you gonna be ok??"
"No......" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
2006-10-18 00:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Why the long face"?
2006-10-17 23:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by methamphetamine_symposium 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that joke needed to be longer and instead of "What is this, some kind of joke?" you should of said "What is this, some kind of church?" or something... oh well it was pretty funny
2006-10-17 23:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by ΞֱΞ Ďєάđ вύт ĎуłάиΞֱΞ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! HA!
nice try..but its not funny!!
better luck next time
2006-10-17 23:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Grace c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite funny
2006-10-17 23:40:33 · answer #5 · answered by MGG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-17 23:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-10-17 23:42:23 · answer #7 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE! funny
2006-10-17 23:37:47 · answer #8 · answered by th25tina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..
forgot to laugh!
2006-10-17 23:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by dudette 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
isn't it funny, huh?
2006-10-17 23:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋