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I live in Sydney and have lived in the country, but now would like to settle down in NZ. How will the kiwi's treat me?

2006-10-17 21:49:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Australia Other - Australia

8 answers

go dude --don't let the door hit you on theass on your way out of here

2006-10-17 23:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Kiwis will project that low brow, small brained, knuckle dragging, small intellect jealousy thing at You. It rears its very ugly head squabbling over sporting results and fluctuations in a currency they amusingly call a dollar. Most of this drunken blather is harmless, they can, at times, be almost civil and on the odd occasion, act almost like humans. They know thier betters and will grumpily defer to you. Have sex with the local women and remind them repeatedly that thier country started as part of the New South Wales Colony, they appreciate it no end.

2006-10-18 05:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by foogill 4 · 0 1

Go and work there for 6 months and see how you like it.

It is probably a bit quieter than the nightlife in Sydney or Kings Cross

2006-10-18 04:57:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're a clown. You've asked the same questions non-stop for the last few days. I think you're already in NZ...only a Kiwi could be that stupid.

Go shag some sheep or something; leave us alone.

2006-10-18 05:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by TonyB 6 · 0 2

Hey Ive got a better idea.

Move to Perth, half of New Zealand live here already.

Do you think there might be a reason all these kiwis are moving to Australia? More money here mate.

2006-10-18 07:02:23 · answer #5 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0 2

You have asked a lot of questions like and similar to this.
Hmm.. ok go there and experience, thats my opinion.

2006-10-18 04:52:08 · answer #6 · answered by Janji 3 · 0 0

See ya!

2006-10-20 06:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0 2

go there and stop pissing us aussies off mother F****R

2006-10-18 06:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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