A man wonders if having sex on Sunday is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.
He asks a priest for his opinion. The priest says, after consulting the Bible," My son, I am positive; sex is work and is not permitted on Sundays."
Un-satisfied he goes to a minister...a married man & experienced He queries the minister and receives the same reply..."Sex is work and not for the Sunday!"
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority: a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge, a Rabbi!
The Rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
2006-10-17 21:33:27 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another one:-
Lilly bumps into her friend Rachel in a shopping mall. " Rachel you looks very tired, did you have a late night?"
"Yes," replies Rachel, "but it was all strange. While doing some gardening yesterday, I found a lamp, and rubbed it and out popped a genie. He gave me a choice of two wishes."
"Wow, fantastic," says Lilly, "so what were the choices he gave you?"
"He said he could either give me an excellent, sharp, 100% memory or else he could give my hubby a bigger penis."
"And what did you choose?"
"I can’t remember," replied Rachel.
2006-10-17 21:34:07 · update #1
hehe!!!! THOSE WERE GREAT..
BUT YOU MISPELLED NAUGHTY
2006-10-17 21:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10!! Goooooooooooooooood
2006-10-17 22:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the Rabbi and I married Rachels last year, Dont tell any one, that I am the beneficiery of the wish, LOL
Keep it up , Real good ones,
2006-10-17 22:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! LOL!
A Really Good One!
I will rate it 10 out of 10
Keep Smiling!
2006-10-17 22:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good take this..!
• It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank... KAAMWALI
• Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
• Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega.
• Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
• Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
• Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
• Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
• A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.
• Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
I HOPE EVERY ONE LIKED IT...!
2006-10-17 22:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah I heard yet another version that went some thing like they have been interior the boat discussing approximately Peter walking on water and one in all them gets out and walks to the shore and shouts decrease back do no longer attempt it till you recognize the place the stumps are. hahaha cheers («?RfD?»)
2016-10-02 10:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by spies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones, not heard them b4..... 8/10 & 6/10
2006-10-17 22:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....8 out of 10!
2006-10-17 22:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by binary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad seen funnier
2006-10-17 23:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-17 22:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha its 6out of10
2006-10-17 21:57:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋