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im going to worship the Easter bunny an write a bible for it an maybe in the furture everyone will be worshiping the easter bunny because they think they will go to bunny hell if they dont. what do ya'll think? and will you join my "religion"?

2006-10-17 21:14:57 · 28 answers · asked by ReSpEcT 420 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

28 answers

NO WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A RETARD !!!

2006-10-17 21:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What a insult to The Second member of the Godhead who IS NOW walking in Heaven as your rep still in His human body, He gave up FOR ALL OF TIME His devine body JUST FOR YOU, and your planning to worship A bunny, that is so stupid and sad, you are walking in your own Grave NOW, and without A Saving relationship with Jesus Christ of The Bible you are a dead person, and what difference will "your own religion" make then? Free bible lessons www.itiswritten.com God bless you, EMAIL not messanger me also wgr88@yahoo.com

2006-10-17 21:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by wgr88 6 · 0 0

Can anyone answer why it usually appears to be some type of Christian who gets all fire and brimstone and takes things too seriously, instead of finding this question and the answers to it amusing, as intended?!

As for worshipping bunnies, my vibrator has a dolphin shape as the clitoral stimulator - perhaps a dolphin worshipping religion would be more appropriate?

2006-10-17 21:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what's the great deal? Do you reside with them? like it or no longer those 50 human beings *take exhilaration in* going to that church the situation there is crying and shouting. what's incorrect with church three times each and each and a week? Are you making plans on going to Heaven or no longer? by using certainty while you're that is going to be praising and making a music each and each and for all time. And for crying out loud--if the guy is grateful that he grew to alter into into provided a bowl of cereal SO WHAT? Is there some form of rule that publicizes you're in ordinary words allowed to bless the nutrition no remember if that's an important trip meal? different than this impacts your on a daily foundation life in some form of non-public way then i could in ordinary words pass away them on my own. i'm particular they do in comparison to your procedures the two--are they asking you to regulate?

2016-10-19 22:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by schrum 4 · 0 0

What's in it for me? Your religion will never get off the ground if you don't offer rewards for loyalty. There's got to be a bunny heaven as well as hell. I assume there will be lots of chocolate in bunny heaven.

2006-10-17 21:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lleh 6 · 0 0

I already started this religion. you may join mine and become the 2nd in command and wash all the bunnies clean as they do get dirty. I ,of course, am the high priest of the bunny hoppers. I only ask that you wash your balls daily and kill all thr turtles of the world......we all know bunnies hate turtles.
Thank you to all my lil' followers.

2006-10-17 22:34:18 · answer #6 · answered by lily_water222 1 · 0 0

i will join u r religion if u r bunny is born of the holy spirit to a virgin, and your bunny performs so many miracles and brings dead people to life gives sight to blind, gives limbs to the lame, and takes all the beatings and spits that are meant for me and finally hangs on the cross and sheds its innocent blood to purify all my sins and is lifted up to the heavens to sit on the right hand side of the Father God and is going to come soon to take me to heaven!!!

can u r damn bunny do all that ?!!!

2006-10-17 21:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by kaas 2 · 0 0

Not original enough. Still related to Easter and the bible.

2006-10-17 21:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by Skys 3 · 1 0

I wont join sorry, it sounds just like Christianity to me but with a different name

2006-10-17 21:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No I will not join your heathenous new sacrilege you call religion.

From this day on I declare an everlasting Jihad against you and your blind followers!

ALL HAIL THE GECKO IN MY ROOM-ISM!

2006-10-17 21:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by John Doe 2 · 0 0

Naw, I have a feeling that you'll be in it for the bucks ... just like everyone else. 'Cept the flock of course... they get 'fleeced'. Shh... don't tell 'em.

2006-10-17 21:20:35 · answer #11 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0 0

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