Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
2006-10-17 21:04:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe!i've never heard it b4.its very funni!!LoL
2006-10-18 08:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by vinci 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and thank God I yelled earthquake. No pun intended for blondes
2006-10-18 04:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by pilunia 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heard it long ago. Lame because you know it's comming. The blonde screws it up of course
2006-10-18 04:07:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
thats awsome! bravo! thanx i needed a good laugh!!
2006-10-18 04:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-18 04:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by mhykz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic but still funny
2006-10-18 04:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by SUPERSTAR X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
not bad though
2006-10-18 06:10:48 · answer #7 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one. no i haven't heard it before
2006-10-18 04:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that tikles me a little bit... nice one
2006-10-18 04:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by karisma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smooth, Silky and Creamy one!!!! Ha Ha Ha ...... Good one!!!
2006-10-18 04:28:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋