Every one knows your own farts smell better than other people's -but how do you recognise them as yours?

Answer 1

I wasn't going to even dignify this inane query with a response, but felt compelled to. Grow up. How old are you? If you are so concerned with flatulence perhaps you should visit your doctor. Either that, or rent Dumb and Dumber. You would love this movie. Anyone with an I.Q. of 40 or less does. I'm sure you qualify.

Answer 2

Your answer is in your question, they smell better than other peoples' farts.
So if you are in a crowded elevator and smell an especially nice fart Immediately claim it as your fart.

Answer 3

Jings, what a super question. I do the comparable. possibly you think of that the alien fart will harm you in some way. it quite is in simple terms like once you do a burp and it smells undesirable, it quite is okay cos it quite is yours, yet once you get a whiff of somebody elses, you sense like choking!!

Answer 4

Because you had to have let one out when you were on your own before. And from that point on you know your own smell.

Answer 5

Because I am the only one left in the room to smell it.

Answer 6

your question is telling me the technology of recording smells has to be invented visit your doc you might have a gastro problem.

Answer 7

I feel them when I pop one out!

Answer 8

I give them names.

Answer 9

timing and proximity

Answer 10

i luv mine and so does everyone else....................i give freely