After your third good beer, cheap beer doesn't taste so bad.
Beer helps ugly people get laid.
Beer helps you see the beauty in that skank you started talking to at the bar.
2006-10-17 20:04:02
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk **** than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
2006-10-18 14:58:43
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answer #2
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answered by Leybai 2
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
2006-10-18 04:02:48
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answered by Chencha 3
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Something stout ish (like guiness) is rich in minerals and vitamins.
Other than that, I think beer is good because it makes us smile and the world becomes an Ok place.
Oh, and I think it helps bring people together, thats a benefit. Someones gotta hook up with the uglier people...
2006-10-18 02:59:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Alcohol has also been attributed of its ability to increase the amount of good cholesterol (HDL) into the bloodstream as well as help to decrease blood clots.
Beer also contains vitamin B6, which prevents the build-up of amino acid called homocysteine that has been linked to heart disease.
An average beer contains the following:
0mg of cholesterol
0g of fat
13g of carbohydrate
25mg of sodium
protein, calcium, potassium, phosphorus and vitamins B, B2, and B6
2006-10-18 03:04:02
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answer #5
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answered by surfer_grl_ca 4
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If you have to ask, you've never experienced the effect of Beer Goggles. Let your hair down, get trashed, pork a piggie and then ask the question again.
2006-10-18 21:12:04
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answered by Father Ashley 4
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little bit of it a day makes ur heart strong, soul elevated and mind top of the world
but that's 1-2 peg daily!!!
2006-10-18 03:04:44
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answered by mimpi 3
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increased confidence in yourself, especially when chatting up women, then you take her home...and your both lying in a puddle of urine the next morning..haha.
2006-10-18 05:21:47
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answered by stuie 3
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If ya drink enough you get drunk, and well, thats Fuunnn...
2006-10-18 02:59:20
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answered by Valerie257 2
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There is none. It makes you fat, drunk and stupid.
2006-10-18 02:57:57
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answered by cgroenewald_2000 4
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