A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."
2006-10-17 19:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You did it again, lil girl.....awesome joke !!! (that's my girl)
2006-10-17 19:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 over 10.
2006-10-18 04:12:35 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the officer is fired later - A Clean laugh
2006-10-18 03:09:49 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5! kudos to the little one!
2006-10-18 03:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a baby that's a good joke.
2006-10-18 02:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by GG Alan Alda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worthy of a chuckle.
2006-10-18 02:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
That is a really funny one.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-20 03:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
funny .....has the incident hapened 2 u
2006-10-18 02:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that cop is about to get 'Served'=)
2006-10-18 02:40:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey. you look different.
btw. what part are you missing to make you complete? :)
2006-10-18 04:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋