An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
"These flies are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Those are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's ***," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ***, would you?" The trooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies.
2006-10-17 19:37:56 · 8 answers · asked by ettezzil 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a very subtle farmer. He really should get the 10 points!!
Thanks for the funny joke.
2006-10-19 20:17:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-21 22:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah, i can picture that, having been pulled over a few times in my life...good humor E
2006-10-18 17:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One
2006-10-17 19:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-10-17 20:04:17 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool... funny joke.. send in some more will ya?
2006-10-17 20:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.....super joke, L !! I am always happy to see you.
2006-10-17 19:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a killer,i'm using it thanks
2006-10-17 20:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋