You gonna like this! I burst out laughing after reading it. Like to share with U all?

Question

TENJEWBERRYMUDS
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'Tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2006.
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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."

nzdota - yes, it's racist.I'll admit that & apologize to you & anyone who feel offended by it.

Answer 1

that was so funny- reading it aloud was funny.. i sounded like a moron - ahahahaha i was saying things i didn't even get that i was saying - thanks for the laugh!
:o)

ok 3 minutes or so later now - I had to come back and tell you that I am still laughing and saying tenjewberrymuds ahahaha

Answer 2

Sonjewberrymuds

Answer 3

sighh.. every foreigner thinks the locals' english is weird. Come on, if an asian went to a european country or the usa, he'll think they sound weird toO. But this story seems a tad exaggerated.. =) funny story though!!

Answer 4

YEAH. Thats funny. thats very Thai. The Thai do eat away the last syllable in the word when they speak.

It takes a few repeats to fully understand what they say.

GOOD ONE dude.

Answer 5

Tenjewberrymuds."four da jok

Answer 6

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Answer 7

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Answer 8

it was valuable to me as a dialogue transcription of a chinese accent. thanks. it's also noteworthy that by the end of it "tenjewberrymuds" makes complete sense, showing that one can learn to understand accents instead of completely not trying like many people do.

Answer 9

I just send it out to some night shift Operators, they gone laugh. You really made me laugh, i had to use the bathroom twice before i answer you. thank you

Answer 10

LMFAO!
Tenjewberrymuds,for the laugh.